Our last song, “There Ain’t No List,” was a banger—but let’s be real, singing about Epstein’s client list isn’t exactly lighthearted material. So this time, we decided to lighten the mood—because nothing says “healing through laughter” like a fantasy MMA match between RFK Jr. and Dr. Fauci, complete with rigged rules, woke meltdowns, and a Hulk Hogan-approved pose-off.
Here’s the deal: Bobby challenges Tony to a loser-goes-to-prison cage fight—but when the Dems realize Fauci’s about to get folded like a cheap lawn chair, they change the rules and turn it into a “battle of wits” (think “Princess Bride”). Round 1? Bobby wrecks him with his knowledge of vaccine ingredients. Round 2? Tony cheats harder than a CNN fact-checker. Final round? A winner-take-all posedown – with Bobby jacked like Thor on keto while Fauci struggles to flex in his oversized lab coat. Think Arnold at the ’75 Olympia meets your drunk uncle at a family BBQ.. Who wins? Who gets perp-walked to a jail cell? Hit play and witness the most epic political smackdown since Lincoln-Douglas (if Lincoln could bench 300).
👉 Watch the cage match collapse of the medical-industrial complex now.
(No pay-per-view required – just your attention span and sense of humor.) 😊
AI prompt engineering, composition, lyrics, and audio editing by Ty Bollinger. Most vocals are AI-generated (Suno). Instrument choice and prompt engineering by Ty, instrument performances by Suno AI.